His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
