You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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