when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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