how can u be prego again
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
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