Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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