if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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