So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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