I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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