We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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