just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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