Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
There's always time for handjobs
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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