so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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