so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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