thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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