wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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