Those balls look pretty dangerous.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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