Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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