the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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