Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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