ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I supernannyed him into submission
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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