Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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