i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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