the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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