Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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