I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
not ubering you a puppy
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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