my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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