The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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