even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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