??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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