I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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