haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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