clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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