I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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