My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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