I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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