Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
It was confusing and full of hummus
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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