Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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