I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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