I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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