I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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