She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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