i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
