i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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