We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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