We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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