please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Text me some of your sweat
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