There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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