he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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