She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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