I wanna passion pit in your ass
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
We’re leaving where are you
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