i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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