i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I think I sprained my soul last night
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
