its not stalking. its research.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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