You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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