Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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