So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Let the clothes fall where they may.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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