i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
send nudes
from the living room?
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