you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
