Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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