im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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